🎄 Christmas Dad Jokes
Ho-ho-horrible holiday jokes for the whole workshop. That's 15 jokes of pure dad energy.
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why does Santa go down the chimney?
Because it soots him.
What do you get when you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas quacker.
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim.
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
They always drop their needles.
What does the gingerbread man use to make his bed?
Cookie sheets.
Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
Because he went down in history.
What do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What's a Christmas tree's favorite candy?
Orna-mints.